the clanging of his armored ass cheeks brought down the walls of many a castle

What is more, it is not enough for them to be as God made them; they are not content with themselves as they are, but they gird themselves up and so rein themselves in round the middle of their bodies that they seek to deny the existence of the stomachs which God has given them: they want to pretend that they have not and never have had one, and everyone knows that the opposite is true.

Cat Mallard aka Darkling Woods (American, b. FL, USA) - Rabbit Dance, Drawings

Amethyst mushrooms (Elaeomyxa Cerifera) by John Robinson

Dylan Cameron

My 6am alarm

0G Quarter

Color and Light: A Guide for the Realist Painter

(via Dawn XT Yang)

alice madness returns