Hi, How's Your Day?

Okay but for people who struggle with their co-ordination (me): GAME-CHANGER

fuck it up granma

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

Life hack to experience shrimp emotions

Cropped boomer memes may be the greatest shit I’ve ever seen

I'M MATCHING ENERGIES LIKE WE'RE IN DRAGON BALL Z

Seriously, when someone swears and the subtitles are like **** but the word wasn’t beeped out for hearing folk I get sooooo angry. Deaf people aren’t babies, we can handle reading fuck just as much as a hearing person can handle hearing it

who tf let a baby become a zookeeper

man yall the interpersonal drama in ancient rome was something else like. there was a guy named crassus who had a pet eel and was so sad when it died that he gave it a funeral, and when another dude named domitius ahenobarbus made fun of him for throwing an eel funeral, crassus was like “oh so this is coming from the guy who’s buried three of his wives and not even shed a single tear about it.” wish i could’ve been in the room for that one

truly begging the internet as a whole to learn the difference between the “oooh i’m not like other girls i’m cool & quirky” mentality & the genuine feeling of being a total outsider among their peers that many young women experience, usually due to holding one or more marginalized identities. like “i don’t fit in with & feel ostracized by the majority of my classmates” is not inherently a pick me thing & we really don’t need to be shaming young women for expressing that they feel this way