so relax, man of fate

people passing around the tyra banks modelland song genuinely really, really, really need to look up the contents of that book. yall have to believe me when I tell you that nothing in this world could prepare you for what is in that book

there's no plot summary that could even begin to scratch the surface of what the book Modelland by Tyra Banks is. Like I'm being so serious calling it a "YA dystopian book by Tyra Banks" just does not even begin to kind of cover what is in it. Like I could literally only describe it as "baffling and hallucinatory outsider art"

if you're not of the video-watching persuasion, crow caller also posts all of their reviews in a text format on their blog. i also extremely recommend watching and/or reading the review because really, truly, there are no words for how fucking weird this book is

I once saw someone try to suggest a male counterpart to misogyny should be called "androgyny"

Wrestling interviews where they don’t break kayfabe are so funny because it’ll just be like normal sports interview shit until the guy is like well when my buddy Blade Daniels accepted the dark crystal into his heart I thought it was all over

I've never found it unrealistic when an adventure game protagonist can hear the faint echo of stone grinding upon stone and know by the sound alone that it must be that mysterious door they passed by twenty minutes ago spontaneously opening because these are just skills you develop when you live with cats.

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

people aren't addicted to coffee because of the caffeine they're addicted to coffee because of the pooping

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

best practice for baby bunnies is to start us off in a petri dish

sorry but why'd i put a bunny in a petry dish? does it even fit?

well you have to grow them there, how else are they supposed to sprout

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

These may be my last words or the last time I write a post, so I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support me with a single word and ignores me.

I write these words in great pain, my eyes brimming with tears. I can no longer bear this situation. I am exhausted by hunger, severe anemia, my father's cancer, and the exorbitant cost of the medications he needs.

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