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In a world of dirty food courts, I'm one of the rare FEW who returns my tray to the slot above the trash and cleans up all my trash. SHARE THIS POST if you're attracted to women

Given that "fish" isn't a biological term, its just a catch all for everything we gesture at when we say "fish", yeah, this totally checks out

This is the exact opposite of the Catholic Church in the Middle Ages categorising beavers as fish so they could eat them during Lent.

you can now eat bees during lent

[Image ID: A screenshot of the top of an Insider article. The title is “California court rules that bees are a type of fish in order to protect them under the state’s endangered species act.” Underneath is a photo of a bee labelled “A fish” with a red arrow. The caption under the image reads “Image for illustration purposes only. Bee pictured is not Californian.” End ID]

splatoon is soo funny bc i was literally just about the say “i hate glooga” as if those words make any goddamn sense. girl what even is a glooga fuckin glooga is just a funny sounding made up word that means nothing unless youre a splatoon fan or like a caveman i guess

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This is one of the first posts I've seen after trying to look at Tumblr again, so I've decided to head their advice and reblog this. I don't even know what a reblog is but I'll find out in time. It's a learning process

a reblog is what you just did! it's similar to a retweet on twitter and it's the main way things spread on tumblr

the A button on the wii remote looks so edible