one must imagine sisyphus yolked

cheesebagger!

cheeseboigeh...

remember when porter martone mentioned this nhl combine question on the empty netters pod and they were begging him to share his answer and he kept dancing around it and finally he was like well. I’ll get the bat and I’m going to survive. like I’m crying laughing he really said sure I’ll murder

"OP": equivalent to ma'am/sir. polite form of address for a stranger when referring to their post.

"[platform] user [username]" e.g. tumblr user corviiids: equivalent to Mr/Ms/Mx. polite, full title, used when talking to or about someone i don't know very well (or a friend, for emphasis).

"[name] [username]" e.g. rook corviiids: equivalent to a full name. addressing someone i know but am not really friends with. a polite amount of distance and regard.