one must imagine sisyphus yolked

having the Aviation Accident Investigations Autism™️ has actually done wonders for the way I process and respond to my own fuck-ups

You all just want me for my mediocre posts and my unremarkable penis

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

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Fat bitches frotting

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

yes labubus are gambling

I'm currently living in a two-cat household, and there's a thing that happens where the first cat is calling for me, the second cat shows up like "you rang?", and the first cat immediately smacks the second cat in the face like "not you, knucklehead". They do this every day.