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Kit/Ace/Sparrow (any work), he/him for yall,

A writer, here's my ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/SparrowAce (Writing requests are always open if there's anything you wanna see! I'll write about any fandoms I've posted in previously, and generally am willing to try my hand at anything other than smut/similar)

Very neurodivergent. Plural. Trouble articulating thoughts sometimes, patience is appreciated.

Very light tagger, the personalized tags I use to avoid clogging maintags are under the cut. Ask me if you need me to tag anything.

Asks always welcome and appreciated! DMs open as well, totally fine either way.

I block freely and don't really do DNIs but i will block any flavours of bigots as soon as I'm made aware. If you treat people from a country with a bad government as though they are evil for living in a place that has a bad government i will block you, if you support genocide in any capacity (in Palestine or Ukraine or the Congo or anywhere else) I will block you! System medicalism and trans medicalism are not welcome here

CCs are welcome but I will be posting the same things regardless of who's here :)

#i try to be really nice and i think i mostly am? so i promise im not scary #pinned post #i updated it :D

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boyswillbebutch

(also-they take me out back and shoot me) I think that dndads has a lot of unintentional plural characters, or could be plural characters. in this essay i will list characters. and this isn’t an essay, this is a post.

Scary Marlowe (her and her younger self, one could argue that seeing the Doodler and Terry die made her switch for a very long time)

Hermie the Unworthy (hello. all the batman characters idgaf that boy is plural)

Nicky/Nick/Nicholas (while I think he is one of the most transgender characters ever made, i also think he is one of the most plural characters ever made)

Lark Oak Garcia (the only reason I say this is for projection btw I just like to think he is)

Ron Stampler (again. projection but also the party going to find his anchor could be very plural)

Trudy Trout (her and her other selves)

Erin O Neil and Dr Not Me. likeee

and there’s probably more…

#They should not take you out back and shoot you this rules!!#Dndads can be so plural if you look at it through the right lens. Kelsey and her other selves might have some sauce to it as well? Although #In a more weird/metaphorical sense . And would require squinting. But I think it could be a thing #Plural scary is awesome btw you've opened my eyes #I also like to headcanon Taylor as plural purely because I think he'd have such awesome energy about it. Guy who #Hears hermie talking about the whole thing and goes Oh that's just like me lol. I have a bunch of anime people in my head too :)#And plural trudy is of course 100% correct and on point. She is so plural if you think about it. All the way down to #Complex feelings about a past self that was you once but that you don't have the memories/life experience/same feelings/etc as #+ having to co-exist with the Fifth Sister (makeup/perfect trudy) is very pluralstyle. Anyway good post

runwrenrun

loveless aromantic/aplatonic magical girl who uses the power of incandescent rage instead of the power of love or friendship is this anything

varteeny1234

@sparrowaces @cursedthing

#Not only is this anything but it is everything #10/10 thank you for the tag

motherblackcap

"there's no platonic explanation for this" oh so you think the characters are aplatonic too? how cool that we share the same headcanon! 😊 we should discuss—oh wait... you're just using that phrase because you can't see them as anything other than romantic ☹️ that should count as false advertising. don't get my hopes up like that again

life-gives-you-lemons

as someone who isn't even aplatonic, why does the arospec community put so much emphasis on the fact that you need platonic bonds and friendships to be happy?? there's infinite types of bonds, it feels hypocritical to try and force a community into a label when that's exactly what we're against.

anyways. date. or don't. befriend people. or don't. it's none of my business!! do what makes YOU happy!! please!!

#The arospec community can be so hostile to aplatonic folks at times #Looks quietly at years of putting self discovery off because aplatonicism is just a bit too far for people to tolerate

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officialgleamstar

My truest belief for Strattland is that they’re both aroace, but Grace is the first person in Stratt’s adult life that she allowed herself to get deeply emotionally attached to, so she believes that she was in love with him and that she just will never love again and that’s why she doesn’t pursue romance

mikeyberryart

Sparrow but she gets to transfem it up in her teens (a tupper icon remake for another rp)

redstonedust

i have a running bit with myself that whenever deltarune asks me to close my eyes and think of another character im like hm no thanks i dont want to intrude on their personal time. which makes it very funny to get online after finishing a chapter and see everyone going nuts over a scene i had no clue was in the game. my politeness has deprived me of so much. i will keep doing this whenever possible. it serves no purpose i just like having free will.

trench-knife

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

portland-sunshine

Not a sin at all!

This is what's called a poetic epithet, and it happens all the time in writing. Consider, for example, Homer and his wine-dark sea, or Shakespeare and his death-mark'd love.

If you were then to start using them instead of the word they're describing, you'd be making a kenning. For example, if instead of describing the sun as honey-bright, you said "the honey-drop in the sky". Kennings are best known from Norse writings, like "the path of serpents" for gold, or "Grímnir's lip-streams" for poetry itself.

So you're not sinning, you're participating in an ancient literary tradition!

i-scan-your-poems

Scansion:

◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – The sun / was ho/ney-bright / that af/ternoon

Metrical form: iambic pentameter

joeyclaire

"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can

pirateherokillian

but please do not get this very true concept confused with “you cannot pick and choose what is canon”

they are two very different things.

joeyclaire

thank you for this addition seriously

roseverdict

Pick all the cherries you like, but don't tell the next people to come by that there are no cherries aside from the ones you have in your basket and those exactly like them.

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chellustrates

been a minute but i missed my little guy

radiavoc

smh you could have stolen noelle's name

screamingsquamousthings

Dash simulator when you follow a bunch of random blogs to add to the ecosystem:

mutual-1: had eggs for breakfast today

mutual-2: this post contains blocked tags

one-smeemble-figure-a-day: Smeeble with Strawberry, Happy Fun Company, 1997

fandom-mutual: does anyone ever think about blorbo’s oedipius complex

fantasy-nouveau: the most gorgeous illustration you’ve ever seen from some book published in 1903

retching-ribcages: a bunch of pictures of a sculpture collection depicting various household objects as meat

mutual-3: i hate this show i hate this show i hate all of you this place sucks

birds-are-cool: Splendid Fairywren (Malurus splendens), Native to Australia

blog-you’re-trying-to-impress: snorkum does NOT give good head hes gonna bite your shit and then start crying

fandom-polls: Who gives better head? (blorbo) (snorkum)

pretty-colors: #857ef4

mutual-4: just snorted a line

t4timekeeper

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

t4timekeeper

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

t4timekeeper

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

t4timekeeper

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

proteusolm

aheem heem 🥺 whimper

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elveny

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!

foundonpluto

human susie :3

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@p1ercemyh34rt

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