ah shit here we go again

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

stardew valley isn't "wholesome" it literally has you suck off every NPC for rent money????

so apparently this is modded

And we might've even delivered it to you... if you're lucky.

indeed will be like we have the perfect job for you seriously and it’s bare handed coal mining for $12/hr

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

I see we’re all doing well,

i hate that careless whisper is a meme so effing bad hes literally never going to dance again and you're all laughing? go to hell