Ramblings of a Crazy

So you won that danimals sweepskate

Don't mind me... Just being originally very confused and not realizing it's an animal crossing island...

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

it is so wild to me the fashions that are called “emo” today. especially given the fact that probably 80-90% of it is actually scene, not emo. this would have started full on wars 15 years ago

Reoccurring rumor that I spanked the monkey in - insert random teacher here-'s class

Adderal gives me dry mouth and a bottle with a straw, I stim on drinking from it.

YESSSSSSS THANK YOU @randomgooberness IT IS COMPLETE

so my parents speak czech decently, but when they were learning it they were obsessed with the words hedgehog and baby jesus. both words sound similar to each other; "ježek" and "ježíšek" respectively. They used to get them mixed up in their heads all the time. but even after they eventually figured out the difference, as a joke they would still call the baby Jesus a hedgehog. and every time they saw a hedgehog, they would act like it's the most venerable thing in the world and refer to it as the blessed baby Jesus.

I'm a native czech speaker and I assure you 90% of native czech kids also mix them up and many adults continue with the joke

@n0nst0pd00dle

Love that his reaction to being pranked was to pull the exact same prank on his buddy

He's gotta be great to work with/for

I have never seen an edit of this in my life

LADDERS!

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

the body is wild because all that shit just kind of grows there in a semirandom way, so it's not even consistent from person to person, but it doesn't get tangled up too badly because it's all held in place by bodymeat like a vascular aspic. which sounds good but it means it's really hard to replace anything, because you're not supposed to. it's just another example of how planned obsolescence encourages waste

transhumanists are just people who believe in the right to repair (our flesh prisons)

Interesting thing, last time I got an eye exam the Dr was looking at the pictures of the blood vessels in my eyes and asks "were you born premature?" And I'm like "yup 3 months" and he says "neat come look at this" so it turns out that you can tell if someone was born premature because a blood vessel in your eye meanders more than normal when it develops.

That's funny, melons actively try to kill me.

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

Good debaters nowadays are considered to be those who won't let you place a word in. Not the ones with the best and well constructed arguments. Sad :z