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âDawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt himâ
I want this to be my life

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Friendly reminder that if your furry friends get scared In thunderstorms you should try and comfort them or better yet get them a thunder coat, or just hug them really tight, whatever you do remember that they have feelings too and if you can help them, do.
i thought this post was about furries and iâm fucking sobbing
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SHEâS HERE SHEâS HERE SHEâS HERE SHEâS HERE
This post radiates sincerety on a level I can only hope to approach in my lifetime
Tumblr: *seeâs a perfectly normal post about a perfectly normal thing*
Tumblr: what kind of mental gymnastics can i use to make this about shitting on straight people/white people/men.
Hold my beer. âEvery time I see a post like this I remember white people are so fragile. They wanna be a victim so bad.â
This is it. The smoking gun. Tumblr actually found a way to get offended at a blank white square.
My book is finally out! Itâs called Super Chill: A Year of Living Anxiously and you can get it wherever books are sold! Amazon actually SOLD OUT of copies, but it should be available on other sites like B&N! Amazon should have more copies soon!
More like the aggrevating difference between women being sick and having to cope vs men being allowed to be babied
and calling a girl with short hair uncivilized and shit for not following traditional femininity. transparent lol
Ummmmm she likes her hair short so it doesnât collect cobwebs when sheâs crawling around inside the walls of my Victorian mansion. Itâs called being a good father.
are you going to eat my ass? are you going to eat my ass, adam?
Bitch are you ok?
What the fuck is wrong with people on this site?
Have any if you fuckers on this site seen a joke in your life?
Even Adam isnât safe
Kinda deserves it.
Still, this isnât fair. If Iâm gonna watch a bitch burn I canât let it be in a witch hunt.
He was making a joke at his own expense and people on this trash site STILL FIND A WAY TO BE OFFENDED GOOD FUCKING GOD

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So, if you were accused of a rape that you know you didnât commit, youâd just take it?
Yes. Iâm not a sexual predator, and Iâm white; that makes it INCREDIBLY unlikely that a false rape accusation actually causes consequences to me.
That wasnât super racist or anything at all. /s
So when youâre convicted of a sex charge, you become a registered sex offender. Even if you donât go to prison, youâre put on long term probation. During probation, you will have to go to mandated group therapy with other sex offenders. Youâll also have to take polygraph tests about once every six months. You will have to meet with a probation officer at least once a month. You will be subject to random drug testing throughout your probation. While youâre on probation, your phone, your laptop, and anything else you use to access the internet will be monitored. If it canât be monitored (like an Xbox for example), it will be taken from you. Once a month (or even more often) your home will be randomly searched by your probation officer.
You will not be allowed to view nudity in any form (including a womanâs nude back). You will not be allowed to be within 1000 feet of a park, school, or daycare. You will not be allowed to have social media of any form.
Youâre a moron for thinking it wouldnât affect your life, you dumb fucking cunt.
The ask didnât say anything about the police or conviction or probation.
Weâre just talking about whatâd happen if someone falsely accuses me of rape. Not âif the police shows up at my door and arrests me due to a false accusationâ; not âif Iâm in a trial for rape due to a false accusationâ.
I know that your paranoia tells you that the legal system arrests and jails people as soon as theyâre accused, but your paranoia is lying to you.
Itâs not paranoia because a white guy I know was falsely accused of rape and he was immediately taken to arrested and taken to jail. He stayed there for a week before his family was able to refinance their home so that they could afford to pay a bail bondsman $10,000 so that the bondsman would cover the rest of the $100,000. And since you said that you would âjust take itâ you would be convicted and your entire life would be ruined. This isnât paranoia speaking. This is coming from someone who has seen first hand.
Iâm sorry that youâve been so deliberately misinformed to think that the justice system is that insanely in your favor. But itâs really not.
Itâs paranoia because I know of multiple actual rapists who have been convicted, and then reaccepted into their social circles without any problem.
See what happens when you believe that individual cases trump statistical evidence? I can cite individual cases too.
Social circles arenât the only things in life, dude.
Besides that, according to an actual police website, youâre going to be arrested if youâve been accused of rape
https://www.met.police.uk/advice/advice-and-information/rsa/rape-and-sexual-assault/what-happens-after-you-report-rape-or-sexual-assault/
But if being rejected from your social group is what concerns you most, you arenât thinking of the bigger picture.
Being convicted and often even being accused of rape can destroy your whole life.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2018/06/30/false-college-rape-allegation-destroyed-my-life-suit/amp/
Like Alex Goldman, who was falsely accused of rape and was even proven innocent and yet he was still fired from his job and kicked out of college
You can point to statistics that claim it doesnât happen often. You can say that Iâm just using individual stories. But that doesnât change the fact that false rape allegations do happen and that they destroy the life of the accused.
this is an insult
I once applied and interviewed at a bookstore cafe for a barista position. It was way closer to my home, and I had almost a decade of experience working in a coffee shop at that point.Â
Got to the interview, and it turned out they didnât want a barista, they wanted someone to spearhead their new cafe, as the cafe that had been in the store before didnât want to resign their lease with the bookshop. They wanted to put their own cafe in its place, all new menus etc. They needed someone experienced to train their new staff, to handle window displays, to communicate with the bookstore owners about changes and needs of the cafe, to be able to handle inventory and ordering.
Okay, I had basically done most of that stuff at my previous job. I asked if cafe positions would also be required/trained to work the bookstore. They would. They would be required to run the book sale counter, stock and reshelf books, and help bookshop customers find things. They would alsoâdespite having an outside cleaning companyâhave to help maintain bathroom cleanliness. Theyâd have to take out trash, and clean spills, and vacuum. Wow, thatâs a lot, I said. Is this a managerâs position, then?
No, I was told, it wasnât, but there was a chance that after a training period it might become one. And that made me pause, because Iâd been working as the front-of-house manager at my cafe, and I knew how much work that entailed, and what kind of money I was making, and it was only the commute that had me looking for a new job. So I asked what the job paid. $8. E I G H T D O L L A R S. Per hour. Barely above minimum. For all of that work. For someone they expected to get an entirely new cafe up and running, and then also do the work of the bookstore and the cleaning company as well. I thanked the woman for the interview, said Iâd have to talk to my significant other about the impact a four dollar pay cut would have on our finances, and that I wasnât sure it was the job for me. She asked me to sleep on it, and sheâd call me the next day. This is a job I was way more than qualified for. I had years of experience doing exactly the things they wanted. It was a convenient location, close to my homeâI could walk there if I absolutely had to. I did not go home and talk about that four dollar pay cut and what it would do to our finances. I knew as soon as she told me that not only was it not feasible for us, it was downright insulting. That little money? For a frankly ridiculous list of responsibilities and expectations? She called back the next day. I thanked her again, and told her in no uncertain terms that my time was worth way more than what they were offering. And whenever people bitch about Millennials being lazy, not spending money, not buying housesâŚwhatever the complaint of the month isâŚI think about the very nice lady who conducted this interview, and how confused she was that I didnât want the job.Â
chaos reignsÂ
i made the mod too
I go to take Mac (Asian water monitor) out for a tour and since heâs sopping wet I want to towel him off. My boss gave me a towel with the Minions on it for this task.
So when Iâm first taking him out he freezes. Iâm thinking, âokay, is he stuck?â and help him down. Then I see heâs clamped onto the towel.
Eh??? Did someone wipe up rat juice with that towel? I thought it was clean. He wonât let go. I holler for my boss. âOh sorry I forgot.â Forgot what?
âHe hates the Minions. He always does that to this towel.â
So Iâm explaining to the tour trying not to keel over laughing the reason we canât take Mac out is because of his hatred for the Minions.
He eventually let go for a cockroach but that was a good 10 minutes of latching and whipping the towel. I feel you, man. I hate them too.

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Request:
Tom Holland defending his partnerâs pronouns.
Reminder that cis people can reblog this too!!
F A K E
Donât do this shit. Heâs an actual person
It literally says request in the description. How did this happen?
Let's just take a moment to remember the dark ages of Disney park characters.
Prince Caspian. Iâm sure this lasted like two weeks.Â
I donât even know what this is. Jessica Rabbit. Okay. Thatâs cool. But is this a fur character or a face character? Why was this a thing.Â
Let us never forget the days of the mowgli face character; where they hired a guy to run around in shorts. A moment of silence.Â
And finally: my absolute favorite. Flounder.
I cannot come up with a caption for this.Â
Source: CharacterCentral.net
And letâs not forget:Â
Why.
Oh  but wait, thereâs more: Treasure Planet
And Atlantis (WHY??? is Vinny the only one without a real face?)
Then thereâs vintage Disney:
Ok, thatâs not so bad, but THIS - OH GOD WHY??
that last one is michael myersâ wet dream
i hate it when game devs put âfixed several issuesâ in patch notesÂ
no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.
you know those patch notes that are like âfixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, theyâd become the size of a skyscraperâÂ
i wanna read those. tell me those.Â
Adjusted the value of bees
unedited image of doug walker
i didnât touch a single pixel.
same picture.
i know you did some thing and by god i will find out what
i didnât do anything. here it is again
arthur this is fucking scary please stop this
here, one more time. i would like to stress, once more, that the image below is both identical to the images above and completely unmodified from itâs original.
How dare you. How dare you make me download this as four separate images and scroll through them to be sure you didnât fuck with it. How dare you force me to download four images of the same picture and find that none of them are different. How dare you.
i was telling the truth from the beginning

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please excuse my grandpa in the background but hereâs poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms
i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
this is your only day to reblog this for a year
i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days
four years babY