mochaleigh

(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

NO THIS IS PERFECT

you’re laughing. the rugrats are lost in paris and you’re laughing.

The opposite of a mansion murder mystery where everyone present is a bounty hunter who really wants to take credit for the murder and the detective has to find out who really did it

In the end it’s revealed that the “victim” died of natural causes

Why iut have so much? In trhe butt

Don't body shame him

what terminally online looks like will depend on your primary platform. twitter brain worms look very different from tiktok brain worms and tumblr brain worms are a whole other species

remember when tachibana like waved his hand and turned the lights off in the city… w..why did he do that

“dear diners, we apologise but we must turn out all the lights for the next few minutes. our proprietor is flexing on a 20yo”

Place: the Forest of Salami

wuold u still love me if i escaped my enclosure

yeah sure. wait why are you in the hallway

im just hanging out

Just commited a crime. God I love killing people for money

Hey you shouldn't do that. You should be killing people because you enjoy it, not to play the part of a capitalist cog

You're so right, I'm such a buffoon