we’ve established what hollanov’s favourite toy to use on luca is. what’s cliff’s favourite?
cliff loves using a cock ring with one of those vibrating pads! he loves watching luca squirming and desperate as the pad vibrates against his ass, making him cry out and making him whimper. he loves watching luca, so desperate to come undone, but of course cliff is gonna deny him everything. he’s going to torment & torture him as long as he can, before removing the cock ring and fucking his ass with a vibrator. all while still edging him and denying him
And sometimes he lets Hollanov watch, and they get to decide if Luca cums and when. Sometimes Ilya and Cliff make their boys compete to see who can hold out the longest before safe wording and begging. So far Shane is winning 6-3 but Lucas secretly working on his stamina by edging himself every night
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The Centaurs do not have a PDA jar, but they do have a very detailed catalogue of fineable offenses, proceeds to be donated to a selection of charitable causes every three months, such as:
borrowing stick tape without asking
playing a song that contains the word "tractor" more than three times
not saying "I love you" back to Cap
talking about comic books, grill specs, or your dog for more than three minutes unless somebody asks a follow-up question
leaving dirty socks in your cubby
being the reason the whole team has to listen to a speech about "how the organisation wants to present itself to the public"
jokes about gay people unless one of the gay people laughs. even if you are one of the gay people.
not saluting when somebody uses "major [noun]" ("There will need to be some major changes in the line-up" — "🫡 Major Changes")
showing up more than ten minutes late for official team business
mentioning a cute animal you saw without providing a photo or artistic rendition of said animal (artistic rendition does not have to be good)
disagreeing with Hollander about hockey stats unless you are proven correct
uttering the phrase "we're going to win the Cup" within a hundred meters of a rink
spilling an energy drink or eating fish in an enclosed shared space
directly or indirectly causing Hollander and Cap to make a bet about anything
calling Haasy German
stepping on Chiron's paw (fine can be lowered if the offense is noticed immediately and Chiron receives an appropriate apology)
I *do* think that Hollanov are perfectly capable of keeping their hands to themselves at the rink like they're adults they're professionals however I think its a very well understood rule that
If you show up at the Hollanov house unnannounced for any reason you're gonna see something. If you just got dumped and you can't focus on your game and you need to cry on the captain's shoulder: no you don't. Have your heartbreak on office hours. Do not show up crying at their door.
If you get too drunk at a Hollanov house party: don't do that. You're not sleeping over. They will shove your unconscious ass in a cab or have sex over your passed out body it's your choice. You sign a waiver acknowledging which one you've picked the minute you enter the home
when the team dinner is over it's OVER. Do not attempt to continue to ask Shane Hollander for backhand tips. He will eventually just stand up and leave, and he'll hold it against you
So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.
Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?
The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!
This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.
Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:
Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or
Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.
The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.
The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).
Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.
So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.
Serbian here living in Belgrade! This is all true and I've actually seen some of these around the city a few times. They're amazing at what they do and really cool to watch up close because you can see pretty swirling inside them. It's not only functional but aesthetically pretty nice as well!
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The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”
You can both love the PWHL and criticize it as well. The two aren’t mutually exclusive. The same goes for teams. Just because it’s your team doesn’t mean you blindly support them. It’s important to call out things about the league or your team. That’s the only way for growth and change to happen.
Reminder 2:
Just because a team has a player with bigoted beliefs does not mean that other players or fans share those beliefs. Don’t villainize and ostracize an entire fanbase just because of a decision that they had no control over. Don’t erase the LGBTQ+ fans of Detroit by labeling any fan as a bigot.
Curl is a symptom of bigger issues within hockey culture. Change needs to happen higher up in the league. There’s a reason that she feels comfortable being loud about her beliefs and partnering with a TERF organization. This does not excuse her actions or make her any less of a bigot. It is just important to also recognize the bigger issue.
(Hopefully this ramble made any sort of sense, I just finished a closing shift at work and am exhausted but wanted to share my thoughts while they were in my brain)
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I love hockey, women’s hockey especially. Do not get me wrong here. I am seeing a general refusal and or unwillingness to engage with the idea that the problem goes beyond one player. Britta Curl Salemme moving to Detroit does not absolve Minnesota of their reaction to trans fans or their protection of her. She is not the only one in the league that holds views like this. Holding her out as the only one allows every other person who holds those views to go unquestioned. Saying that the “evil is gone” just because she has left. The team does not cut it. There is a general culture that needs to change. It is not just her. 
seeing 1500 comments on the insta post announcing Britta Curl to Detroit and it's so much "oh I guess I won't be going to games" "oh I guess I'm cancelling my season ticket deposit" oh okay and then donating that money to a nonprofit/mutual aid fund that supports trans people, right? and advocating for the league to create a gender inclusion policy, right?
the way pwhl fans have made Britta Curl the scapegoat for the league will never not piss me off, not because I agree with her beliefs, but because by scapegoating one player and directing all your attention to loudly hating her you don't actually do anything real.
Also, aside from the fact that Britta Curl is not the only player with her beliefs in the league, I actually don't think yelling at the league to fire her is productive! I actually don't think a business should be allowed to discriminate against employees based on their political beliefs! I think that's a dangerous precedent to set, personally!
Like you don't have to spend your money in support of a franchise with players who are loud about politics you don't agree with. But saying they don't deserve to pay their bills and feed themselves is not exactly the most progressive take either.
I am once again coming #onhere to remind people that if you don't love trans people more than you hate transphobes your outrage is performative at best and I'm tired of seeing it constantly in pwhl fan spaces
For the kinky ficlets, can I humbly request hollanov + some sneaky exhibitionism? Your choice on who's watching and why but I think Shane would go crazy knowing someone sees him being so perfect for Ilya. Bonus points if the person watching also gets off on it :)
Eheheheheheh u got it boss
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Stained Glass: A Hollanov Ficlet + Luca Haas
rating: e | wc: ~1,770 | tags: exhibitionism, voyeurism, mild d/s dynamics, semi-public sex (in front of window), anal, facial 😛
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The lobby was a clusterfuck while Wiebe fought as politely as he could with the receptionist of the hotel, then the manager of the hotel, but there was nothing that could be done. They were one room short with everyone already buddied up and all beds taken and no other rooms available.
“I’ll just go to the hotel next door. It’s really not a big deal,” Luca announces, falling on the sword to solve the problem. “We’re only here one night anyway.”
“No, Shane and I will go, it’s fine. I am captain, I should go.”
Shane puts an arm on Ilya. “Exactly, you’re the captain. You need to be with the majority of the team, Ilya.”
Ilya sighs, looking to Wiebe, whose red face is starting to cool. Coach shrugs and gestures to Luca. “Okay, bud. Looks like you’re on your own tonight.”
Ilya pins Luca with an overly sinister stare. “Are you sure you can behave, party boy? Be in by curfew without me having to check?”
Luca snorts. “Yes, cap. I’ll be just fine, I promise. I’ll meet up for the bus bright and early.”
“Good. We will do something nice for you for your sacrifice. We will storm our brains,” Ilya smiles, patting him on the shoulder.
There’s babbling commotion as everyone heads to their respective rooms to unwind. A few drinks together at a local bar, and the team calls it a night. Ilya is already handsy on their way up to their room, and Shane only protests slightly as he scans them through the door. Ilya’s lips are on Shane’s neck, hands slipping under his shirt, and Shane is laughing at the eagerness.
“We’ll get there, tiger. Hold on a minute. I probably drank more than I should’ve.”
“Little lightweight,” Ilya chuckles into his neck, squeezing his waist before letting Shane escape across the room. He pulls open the curtains to take in the view. Not much of one. Their seventh story window looks into the next hotel over a courtyard. Most of the curtains across the way are drawn shut, but he does notice one as Ilya’s hands find him again, his mouth back on his neck.
“Look, I think that’s Luca,” Shane mumbles as Ilya’s teeth work over his skin.
“What is Luca?” He mutters back, sounding entirely uninterested in anything but Shane’s body in his buzzed state.
“Look,” he says again, bumping his shoulder and pointing a finger at a man in an armchair across and one floor up from them. It’s definitely Luca, his knees up on the chair with a sketch pad and some sort of writing implement in his hand, his forehead pressed against the glass and staring out.
“Mmm, do think he wants a show?” Ilya whispers against his ear, groping Shane’s ass as he grinds his cock against him.
“Ilya,” Shane laughs, but tilting his head to the side for Ilya’s lips.
“I think you want to,” Ilya says, sliding Shane’s shirt off over his head as well as his own.
“Ilya…”
“I think you get jealous when you see Luca look at me like he does.”
“I don’t…” Shane objects, but he doesn’t move to stop him.
“I think you want to show him who owns me. Who gets to be fucked by me at the end of the night. You wanna show him how good you are for me?” Ilya lures, kissing over his shoulder and slipping both his hands into Shane’s joggers to grip his bare ass.
“Yes,” Shane finally admits breathlessly. His eyes flicker up to Luca’s window, and Shane freezes.
Luca is staring right at them, one of his feet dropped to the floor. Shane glances at Ilya, and sees him looking as well, directly at the man. It’s like Luca can’t look away.
In one swift move, Ilya jerks down Shane’s bottoms, and Shane whines against the window. “This is a bad idea.”
“And you want it so fucking bad,” Ilya growls, pulling his cock out and rocking it into the split of Shane’s ass.
“At least turn the light off.”
Ilya exhales over his skin and nods. He flips off the main light, but lightly dims the lamp on the desk, enough for a silhouette. When Shane looks back up at Luca’s room, he’s turned off his light as well, but the moon illuminates him enough that he can see both feet on the floor, knees spread.
“Stay there,” Ilya orders, kissing his hair.
Shane pants against the cold window, fogging the glass, but he can see the shift of something moving up and down in Luca’s lap. Shane’s gut flips at the knowledge of what his teammate is very obviously doing, even after clear eye contact had been established. It was like Ilya had silently invited it, as if he was under Ilya’s spell like he had been since he was a kid. It should piss Shane off, it should soften his cock, but it doesn’t. Shane is rock hard and pressed against the dark window, gazing up at Luca’s moonlit fist as his cock drools against the glass.
He feels Ilya behind him, then wet fingers at his partially stretched hole from where Ilya fucked him this morning.
“I’ll be quick. I know you want this cock. Know you want to show him how desperate you are for me.”
“Shut up and fuck me,” Shane snips at him, a mixture of the alcohol and the horniness and the anxiety of having an audience.
“Fuck, I love when you get bitchy with me,” Ilya growls through gritted teeth, removing his fingers and pressing his tip to Shane’s ass.
“Then you’re gonna love me if you make me wait any longer,” Shane groans, digging his fingers into Ilya’s ass and urging him forward.
“I thought you wanted me to give you a minute,” Ilya smirks against his ear. “Pulled away from me and everything.”
Shane tilts his head back, glaring at Ilya’s lightly intoxicated, sloppy grin. “Don’t make me hurt you.”
“Oh, I’m so scared,” Ilya whispers in a teasing tone, nosing behind his ear and groaning into him as his cock breaches his hole.
Shane’s head flops back bonelessly onto Ilya’s shoulder as he his mouth drops open in a moan, pressing back onto Ilya’s dick now that he’s inside.
“Oh, you want it, huh?” Ilya coos, sinking into him inch by inch, making him wait. “You want my cock?”
“Yes, sir,” Shane relents, reverting to what he knows works when he has something he wants.
“Mmm, you know I love that, baby. Know just how to work me, huh? Too bad Haasy can’t hear you. Maybe we should let him some time,” Ilya croons, at last bottoming out as deep as he can in their standing position with Ilya’s knees slightly bent. Shane whines, writhing on his length, feeling so full and yet so unsatisfied.
“Ilya…”
“Beg me to fuck you,” he growls, grinding his cock agonizingly inside him. “Be a good boy for me. Tell me how bad you want it. Just for me to hear.”
“You're killing me, Ilya,” he moans.
Hands lash out, snatching his wrists and binding them behind his back, arching him by his shoulders against Ilya’s body, pushing a gasp out of Shane’s mouth.
“Do it,” Ilya spits. “Do it, and I’ll fuck you until you cry. Let Haasy really see what I reduce you to, yeah?”
Shane whimpers, his eyes flicking up to Luca’s window, and all he sees is a slowed movement in his lap.
“He’s getting bored, baby. Give him some excitement, yes?”
“Please,” Shane whines, shuffling his feet to feel his cock jostle inside him. “Please fuck me, sir. Show him how you fuck me.”
Ilya hums hungrily in his ear, releasing his arms, and Shane steadies himself against the glass with both hands, leaning forward. Ilya grasps his jutted hips and begins to slam into him relentlessly from the start. Shane is loud against the glass, expanding the probability of other teammates hearing on either side of them, but it wouldn’t be the first time. They’ve been raucous in a hotel room more than once, teased endlessly by their fellow Cens, but they had hidden their love for long enough to care much.
Ilya takes him by the hair, jerking him to look up at Luca, whose hand is now moving much faster. “Oh, he likes it, doesn’t he? Look how naughty he is, baby. Might be as naughty as you, huh?”
Shane can’t even verbalize a response, just keening and whining against the glass with distorted pleading as Ilya forces his cheek against the window.
“You can come when he comes. Make it good for him,” Ilya instructs, thrusting into him hard and rough and purposefully avoiding direct pressure on his prostate.
“Please, Ilya,” he moans, fiending for his own release, but then he sees it. He sees grander movement in Luca’s window, his hips moving sharply until the finally still, and his silhouette collapses into the chair.
“Well, look at that,” Ilya sings in his ear, biting his ear and fucking into him just right. “Come for us, baby boy. All over the window.”
Shane groans, jacking his cock until he spurts all over the glass, the barrier fogged to hell and now splattered with his own spend.
“On your knees. Now,” Ilya orders, pulling out of him and manhandling him down onto his knees, guiding him sideways for ideal viewing of his actions. “Mouth open.”
Loose and compliant, his jaw drops and his tongue falls out, tiny, needy noises escaping his throat. Ilya jerks himself off, crying out as his come hits Shane square in the face, over his tongue, his chin, his nose as he squeezes out every last drop on him. He slaps his cheek with his spent cock, dragging it through his release and accumulating it to shovel into Shane’s open mouth. His lips close around his softening length as he swallows down what he’s fed.
“So good,” Ilya praises, smearing whatever is leftover on his skin with a proud grin.
When Shane glances at Luca’s room again, the curtains are shut.
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Practice the next morning sees a lot of cajoling by their teammates, as expected, but a mysteriously silent Luca Haas.
In between drills, Ilya bumps Luca’s shoulder with a broad, shit-eating grin. “What is the matter, Haasy? Didn’t like your late night entertainment? Looked like you had a good time from where we were standing.”
Luca blinks, shifting his eyes to Shane, and he can feel the blush on his own cheeks as sharply as he can see it on his teammate.
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Marie-Philip Poulin, Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov are all the same age. Laura Stacey is like 3 years younger.
So what if they took eggs from the wife line, sperm from the first husbands of hockey, split the embryos, and that's how they all had kids?
The public finds out and goes NUTS because what do you mean both Canadian Hockey Royalty couples combined DNA to have kids?
People also go crazy trying to figure out who the surrogates are, but Yuna Hollander has that on lockdown. People trying to piece together the clues on social media are served cease and desist letters. Fans who want the surrogates to stay protected band together to report the accounts that are actively trying to figure it out.
Or, they don't even tell anyone until after the babies are born and it's a picture of the four of them with their babies just captioned "good friends share food, great friends share DNA" that all four of them post with comments restricted and the world just loses it completely