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I don’t know if the ‘Marvel for Kingdom Hearts’ train is still going or if it derailed when the Marvel hate became more mainstream but I cannot believe how no one brought up how horrible of an idea it is and not for the ‘oh it just wouldn’t fit the aesthetic’ bs. KH’s foundation is its almost comical levels of commitment to the bit, this is the game that has Donald Duck exclaim ‘Sora, it’s Sephiroth!’ without an ounce of irony, if you add even a hint of self-awareness and especially Marvel’s superficial ‘erm, well that just happened 🤪’ humor to that formula the whole thing just crumbles into dust

While I do really like what we saw of Ribbit in Ep 9 I still can't help but really be rubbed the wrong way why and how they became so beloved despite literally being a non-entity up until the finale. Like you know if she was attached to literally any other character's backstory besides Jax's as a tragic fridged fem-presenting enby she wouldn't have become remotely as popular as she did.

there is something morbidly hilarious about the fact J got done so dirty in the actual series that Glitch had to release their first character spotlight minisode just to retroactively rectify the lack of development she got

tiktok media analysis videos will start out with ‘here’s why <x media> is problematic and you shouldn’t support it’ and the reasons given are instances of slurs exclusively used by Badguy McEvilman to exemplify how he is bad and evil

Unschooling simply fascinates me because the parents who utilize it often are right that the American school system is very flawed and doesn't properly prepare children to integrate into the real world but their solution to that isn't teaching their kids how to file taxes or take out a loan or navigate insurance or whatever and instead is 'what if...they just didn't learn anything'

I think my favorite thing about Peter/Elliot's murder plan is that his crashout over the Denbrook Cultural Festival was entirely unnecessary. Like he could've just gone 'oops this doesn't look like a good story I'll report back to the editors' and staged leaving the town then and there, but he instead takes two whole minutes out of his day to lay into Beth about how shit the event is. He even gives her all his money out of exasperation which depending on if anything in his plan went wrong he might've needed. That was not him playing a character, my guy just had some unfiltered Thoughts he had to get out of his system

I do not think the phrase ‘can’t have shit in Detroit’ has ever rung more true than today

still remembering when our discord got raided and one of the raiders was playing oppression olympics by trying to claim no one gets killed for being neurodivergent and before any of us could respond with literally anything to address that the resident sketchy mf of chat we kept around due to benefit of the doubt replied 'erm actually ☝️ sweet baby inc proves the oppression of women isn't as bad as people say it is' like dude holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Pondering Mopple. Thrust into the role of a living archive in a society where everyone besides him can choose to forget everything bad that ever happens to them. Burdened with the knowledge of their own mortality, of how unbelievably lucky they are to have a shepherd who loves each of them as individuals and would never so much as think about hurting them. Can't confide in anyone about these weights he carries, because then that'd shatter the blissful, comforting illusion he's trying so desperately to preserve with little lies and fantastical tales, and it's only until someone in his herd comes face-to-face with death itself, human and sheep, that he's forced to confront the reality he's been trying to hide from the others. ('Lily...he's dead.' / 'Lily...he's dying.') Imagine being the only one in your family, in your whole world, who knows you can and will die, that any and all roads lead to nothingness. I am talking about a cgi sheep.