along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”

if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost

if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years

loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans

heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him

odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)

gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)

“Day 2737384 without sex: I’m ready to ride a horse. But like, the way Loki did.”

Breaking something any time someone says the word “another”. Like, any context at all

“there’s got to be another w-” *glass shatters off screen* “JEREMY I SWEAR TO FUCK-”

The 5edgy4u types would absolutely joke about Loki yeeting himself off the bifrost so like

*minor inconvenience* “TO THE BIFROST!”

*test goes bad* “TO THE BIFROST!”

*has to do the dishes* “TO THE- (well you get the point)

Giving each other Absolutely Ridiculous titles. (Read: “Bronn, god of that weird itch in your ear that doesn’t go away until you stick something in it”)

*violent thunder* “lmao Mood”

#Odin'sBeardChallenge where everyone tries to grow a majestic ass beard so that eventually they can scream “MY BEARD!” instead of “Odin’s beard” and if it’s Valid someone will say it back

Broke: “MY BEARD!” “Ralph you’re 14 please stop”

When I try to describe the type of masculinity that I find fucking appealing, it’s this.

Because this is a two-way street. The photographer might be coming up with the pose, but he’s going along with it. He’s not trying to mute it or tone it down. He’s reveling in defying expectations.

Hey, you. You there. Did Winter Soldier fuck you up when it came out?

I know, I know. It’s been four years. You’ve seen the entire movie scroll past on your dash in gifset form more times than you’ve seen it the whole way through with sound on. Every dead horse that can be beaten in dubious Tumblr meta has long since been flogged into meaningless shreds. You’ve moved onwards and upwards, other fandoms, other stories that fucked you up.