also i know he was a joke gimmick character but Allan was genuinely the most intriguing character in that movie to me from a gender standpoint- he’s existing outside of the barbie/ken binary but not necessarily in an eye-catching or interesting way; adjacent to ken but not quite ken enough to be a ken and definitely not a barbie but ends up grouped with the barbies when the kens take over; non-conforming and subversive but not really in a cool way like weird barbie. basically the point here is that michael cera is good at portraying vaguely transgender discomfort and i wish there was more allan in that movie for my own personal sake

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

Here’s to 99 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

Here’s to 100 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

can you please shut up im trying to preheat the oven to 350 degrees

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

I love the idea that when you draw a pentagram Hell gets an @everyone discord ping

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet