ChubbySwimmer

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

hes the president now

I haven’t met all of me yet.

What a lovely and terrifying thought all at the same time

I fucking hope this isn’t all of me

LMFAO Bill wild for this

Bill bout to fuck

ready to risk it all

Quote some scientific facts, always gets you panties!

lmaooo drag him 

@minnieshaberdashery

Me too Boosie… Me too

big noses and (naturally) thick eyebrows are some of the most beautifully striking features a person can have and they’re basically a Look that you get to wear all the time and anyone who makes you think they’re a liability rather than the asset they are is ridiculous and wrong and i will personally fight them for you

One of the biggest cultural shocks of all times is finding out there ain’t no source of water near the toilet to wash your ass.., instead, you are forced to wipe your ass with paper and go along with whatever tf you was doing until you are able to wash your ass.., it was so wild for me tbh.

someone just told me that the measure of a full life is how much fun u had and how many titties u sucked

I laughed harder than I should’ve

Lmaooooooooo