The stars plot revenge

bought a zucchini and the clerk trying to key it in was like I’m so sorry can you tell me what this is. brother never be sorry for having an inquisitive mind

an angel called tinnitus is speaking to me

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

they hate me for my ardent refusal to accept cruelty as the status quo

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

@ ppl in the notes: First amendment is for the government not rpg dot com where you signed their ToS u absolute morons