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Hermione: there has to be a more civilized way to go about this

Harry: leaving things up to civilians only leads to war

Hermione:

Harry: Grey's Anatomy...

Draco: Yes! If we were in that show, what 'Mc' would I be?

Draco: McHottie, McSexy, McBlondie...

Harry: No

Harry: im very very sick right now and i was eating and i started coughing and coughed blood all over my food, ruined my meal but i still ate it cus foods is foods

Hermione: oh my god go to the hospital

Harry: no its fine

Hermione: HARRY WYD

Harry: vomiting

Hermione: vomiting and coughing blood? go to the hospital harry

Harry: no

Fred: Trump senpai😏

George: Biden-kun

Fred: 😔 I ship them

7:58 am

Draco: harry wyd today

6:16 pm

Ron: well, everything seems to be crumbling around me

pansy: mental illnesses as portrayed by our classmates

pansy: harry potter, ptsd

pansy: draco malfoy, homosexual

pansy: ...

wait guys i just realized...

if george took the spot at mercy west like he was planning to in season 3

he wouldnt have met owen hunt

he wouldnt have been convinced to join the military

he wouldnt have left work early

he wouldnt have pushed that lady out of the way of the bus

he wouldnt have died

and he would have come back

harry: you need a heart kiss

draco:

draco: a what

harry: here let me show you

harry: *hugs draco, chest to chest*

harry: our hearts are kissing

draco: friendly reminder

draco: youre a lesbean

draco: leasbian

draco: lesiban

draco: leisan

draco: leasbian

draco: lesbian

pansy: damn straight

Draco: Thinking abut how I hit a baby

Hermione: What???

Draco: In kindergarten I slapped a baby

Hermione: OHBMY HOD