sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

(Will never not reblog this beauty. What genius.)

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature