I love my friends!

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

love when i see something for me #mebait

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

Venom adopts a needy puppy from the local animal shelter. Spiderman, like a fucking asshole, drives his loudass vroom.mp3 motorcycle by, upsetting the peace of said shelter. Venom decides to deal with this ruffian using the only language he knows how to speak. Who’s the real villain here

cockroach gracefully lapping up toothpaste on bathroom counter

twirling my antennae around in rapture

i love you

Say hello to my little hi

Watching mad max fury road and my mom said "I would just kill myself I'm not doing any of this shit"

we should replace gender with swag