Whatever the hell I want

I’m a sinner and it feels so good 💙

Can we have that in a larger font please.

@theshitpostcalligrapher I think I found one.

just because I understand doesn't mean that I agree

At some point in my childhood someone quoted, "You've gotta know the rules to break them," at me and I took it to heart

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.

I don't think the "she's the boss of not giving a fuck" tweet is correct, because she did very much give a fuck. Not about the press obsessing over this, but she absolutely did give a fuck about what it would have meant to her trans fans if she made a big deal about it. She gave a fuck, she chose to not buy into the press' absurd obsession with this. She made the choice that the wellfare of her trans fans mattered more to her than the world believing she had a dick. She gave a fuck, and that's why she fucking rules!

"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

"bigger idiots than me have done it" is a phrase I live by

That last quote took me out lmao

my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something

it would have been so funny if she'd been like "no see i meant the dolly parton version, it's fine"