hi

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

practicing my little hmphs whenever im alone.. as to not forget my princessly ways...

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

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"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together