Space Sleepy

wholesome

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

@spuriusbrocoli

This is it. This is what I’ve been waiting for since birth. I will never be happier.

ok straight up if i went to hogwarts and the stairs started moving just as i was getting to where i was going I’d just lie down on the stairs and give up. Not going back to my dorm tonight lads that’s where i live now. Stairs wanna fuck with me? Jokes on them I’ve already given up on life this is just another step further into my grave.

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

being a complete fucking idiot is bi culture

Bi actually stands for Being an Idiot

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens

when

Rosemary is just fed up

Goddamit I am fucking here AGAIN and this time its WORSE

men are allowed to be so mediocre it’s insulting on the deepest level

Would you unfollow me if I reblogged this every single day? That is how often I think it.

Mediocre men get to make mediocre movies and write mediocre books about other mediocre men, but if a woman steps outside a door in a sweater and some plain jeans, she “let her self go”, “isnt even trying anymore!”

men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.