Thank you Jorts

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

the funny thing about the whole "no one wants to work" trend is that this is, hypothetically, how wages are supposed to go up naturally under capitalism. When wages are too low, workers refuse to work, so businesses raise their wages. The problem is that american companies are so used to paying people scraps and so far removed from the idea of workers having any kind of power or demanding some degree of dignity that they're just completely dumbfounded by this. When everyone refuses to work, their first instinct isn't "oh, our wages are too low" it's to post signs complaining about kids these days and begging people to pwease pwease come back to work I pwomise you won't get the cowonaviwus whiwe being yewwed at by a woman who compwains they made hew food wrong and demands a comped dessewt befowe leaving you a $2 tip

Lol don’t fuck with humans

I think you might just have fallen for the ambush.

i’m obsessed with the thought of boromir smoking with the hobbits and getting absolutely fucking blasted

People on here are all yess dilfs <3 and then they draw the smoothest 20 year old you've ever seen like no........ You don't get it. If your old man doesn't have any texture to him what's the point