nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

I love how immediately Gaoshun has to tell Maomao to stop treating Jinshi like a bug because he's being an absolute freak about it. He's like hey, I know we only met a week ago, but you've already given my insane boss a sexual complex and for all of our sakes you should probably try to avoid activating it

My analysis of Emmrich is that when the team goes out drinking he mostly sits watching them gossip while he drinks fancy wine and the others think he'll just sort of sit and quitely relax until, several glasses in, he opens with "May I say something unkind?" and then proceeds to drop tea so scalding it could boil an ocean

The Formless One is the best boss fight ever put in dragon age, not because of the fight itself (it's actually annoying as hell) but for the fact that the damn thing sends you hate mail after you beat it. That's fucking hilarious.

Since my Rook romances Lucanis but is buddies with Davrin, I like to think the closer to the Lighthouse they get the more panicked Davrin becomes. Trying to make a game plan with a high and distracted Rook who’s busy chatting up Assan like “Rook, you tell him I didn’t do this on purpose. No YOU have to tell him.”

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I bet you'd need some high quality copper for that huh?

not again you mesopotamian son of a bitch

where do you think ghilan’nain and elgar’nan got their like update on Modern Thedas Culture

i guess they saw some things via the archdemons or some nonsense like that?