[gamer pain]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

so what is zohran mamdani’s plan to make sure the knights don’t win the cup

preemptively so sorry for who i'll become in june when armand is back on my screen being a sick freak loser with his cringefail old man boyfriend

death of the author yeah whatever but death of the fandom is so integral to enjoying and having a decent read of legitimately anything like that is just a necessary step to take in ur head always. do not let them affect the text in any way exterminate them all with ur death ray. they r not real and cannot hurt u and have absolutely 0 bearing on the text itself

i fear my wound is festering 🤣🤣🤣

Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

The only reason I know Mr Beast exists is because other youtubers who I do watch occasionally make videos complaining about Mr Beast