A Bird That Probably Shouldn't Sing.

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

"U should move to another country" Can't, dude. They don't let ppl like me move to other countries usually. I'm like the exact sort of person border officials typically don't let into countries. Like I'll hand them my passport and they'll take one look at my weird ass and a mean waiter in a tuxedo will come out and cut it up in front of me w/ a pair of scissors

U ever seent that movie Casablanca? I wouldn't even make it that far. In a Casablanca type of a situation I would be very, very lucky to spend the rest of my life bored at Gregory Peck's bar w/o ever reaching Lisbon. Would be considered extremely privileged to do so.

they really don't respect the time of disabled people. your application can take up to 12 weeks. the specialist waitlist is 3 years. your assessment will be any time within the next 6 months. let us know if you cannot attend this appointment you waited 7 weeks for and we'll reschedule next year. we've decided to assess you at this time and day and you have to be available or any support you dared to apply for is not going to happen. and in between these long bouts of waiting you have to survive the everyday

tumblr is always confronting you with people who have invented hitherto unheard of methods of being annoying

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

@putting-swears-back-in-images

I'm sorry guys A few years ago I found a button that says 'press this to make the world 1% more evil' and I have just been pressing it and pressing it all day long every day. I'm not going to stop pressing it anytime soon but I wanted to say I'm sorry. also I'm very happy to say that I have forgiven myself so that's a big milestone for me

#median american voter

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

Love a character who is neither trustworthy nor untrustworthy but another secret third thing.

Guy who can be relied upon to make the right choice 98% of the time but God that 2% is a fucking doozy.

people think fanart is evil because they think borrowing and transforming work is a lesser form of art-making and “fan-made” works are therefore corrupting. obviously thats complete bullshit. fanart is inherently evil because it promotes media products