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bill and ted learn the word “gender presentation” and get stressed out because they think they need to give a presentation on their genders

Assigned at birth!? Ohhh nooo My dude do you think they take late submissions?

Healthy relationships are created, not found

how youtube makeup gurus be to me.

i use my one brain cell to love my friends

Oooh noooooo

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

imagine having someone who understands your mind… wow

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

Lemon Snickers: a many bad things

Citrus High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar Vesicle: An Arrangement of Deplorable Affairs 

Fruit Candy: Uh-Oh

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.