hello mtv and welcome to hell

[person with a horrendous understanding of both marxism and queerness]: Closeted people are the bourgeoisie of queerness, because they benefit from the labor of out queer people while adding no visible queerness of their own.

im sorry. my satire posts aren't meant to be prophecy

my dad sent me 50 dollars after i sent him this pic

@godisafujoshi

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

#there are a lot of good reasons not to use child labor#but admittedly one of them is that children aren’t good at it

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME

i think we should abolish homework. why are we making the kids do unpaid overtime. frankly why are we making the kids do overtime at all.

it must be so cool to be cat and just lay down wherever you want in some ridiculous position and fall asleep and nobody cares. they might think its cutes, even

can i get a transcript on this fucking video

shaggy: “hey scwoob what is yer favorite things to do on tha weekends?” scooby doo: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFNFFNISNSRUHUHHUHHHUHHSNIFFSNIFFRUHHUHHRRUHRRUH

Where do you fucking find this shit