hello mtv and welcome to hell

It's always "why are you wearing wired earphones??" and never "wow your wired earphones are so pretty it's very convenient how you can just plug the same set of earphones in your bluetoothless computer and your piano and your phone and they work with everything and never run out of battery"

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

@idontevenhaveone @xdaringdamselx

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

"Built by generations, buried by generations, uncovered by generations" is ruining me, thanks

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

DIYHRT.market is back as valerie.vg

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

AND NOT MISS

im a big fan of how this person tried to get mario killed immediately after tadc thirstposting. fascinating behaviors going on on this website

im like anthony bourdain if he didnt go anywhere or eat any good food and was broke