Jerma off the shits

my most common dreams this past like.... year or so have been suuuper fun (blatant sarcasm)!! they're just me having a really bad breakdown, unable to calm down, begging my loved ones for any help. which they never do bc they're intentionally unhelpful dream-people, which just sends the spiral further on. and then I wake up! and then I'm very sweaty and emotionally drained and haunted by the ghost of the breakdown I did not actually have for the next couple hours

Tattoo artist and I were debating over where to place my thigh tattoo. I, pants pulled down and half a buttcheek out in a large airy room in front of the windows said nervously “haha, I know I have a lot of thigh to work with” and they go “OMG yes I feel so bad for skinny clients because their art gets all crowded. You could get some nice big pieces on your arms and legs though”. Hell yeah my friend. Yet another W for the fat crowd tonight.

Hell yeah capacious real estate

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

literally how it feels being a retail supervisor

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

This is painfully American

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food