DILF bait

my most common dreams this past like.... year or so have been suuuper fun (blatant sarcasm)!! they're just me having a really bad breakdown, unable to calm down, begging my loved ones for any help. which they never do bc they're intentionally unhelpful dream-people, which just sends the spiral further on. and then I wake up! and then I'm very sweaty and emotionally drained and haunted by the ghost of the breakdown I did not actually have for the next couple hours

very. special feeling when u put on an indie horror yt thing just to have something on, and then it turns out its set 10 minutes away from ur house in a place u regularly pass-by. like hey! get out of my house with your scary guys!!! im living here!!!!

c....cupids chokehold by gym class heros in this dentist office waiting room? take a look at my girlfriend? she's the only one I got? badadada?

oohh babey nothing like electrical problems (no fire) setting off your building's fire alarm (nauseatingly loud) at 9pm to give you that good old anxiety

having cats is great cuz some mornings you'll wake up and immediately panic for half an hour trying to find one, terrified that something happened to them, and they're just sleeping under something weird