neospacecowboy

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

I be sleeping in the master chief position

why is kirby facing away from us

was it something i said

why is shinji in sailor moon

therapy

whatever man fuck you *slides my opacity setting down to 0*

Every safety regulation is written in blood, and every weird customer service question is written in the drool of an idiot before you.

Ordered the "signature omelet" (jalapeno and feta) at a place where the waitress then confirmed "That has jalapenos, is that ok? They're spicy. And it has feta, is that ok? It's a strong flavor." Other people at my table thought it was stupid, but I was like "That is a woman who has had to take back a lot of omelets from people who didn't know that jalapenos would be spicy."

i cant stop saying "grisp it"