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was going for princess but i’m kinda the court jester

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

I was once in a 3000 years long situationship

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS TO BE WELL-FED AND WELL-RESTED

"Are they lovers?" Worse. They were supposed to be, but never got the chance.

rather b a fairy sittin on a flower, titties out, basking in the sun somewhere