matty

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

it's normal and actually good for your health to see yourself in the most guilt ridden character you've ever seen in your life

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

it took me years to realize when comedians tell a story theyre lying. like you can just lie as long as its funny. but to me it kinda cheapens it if its just creative writing. but i also know i only feel that way due to the autism. i could write some good material but i need to get over myself. how much lying can you do. what if they catch you. what if its too heavily embellished or is just not true at all. my storie

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"