WHAT WOULD YOU TRADE THE PAIN FOR?

I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.

I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

people who comment on dessert recipe videos all need to have their asses beat with exceptions likely in the single digits

did someone order diabetes LOL arent disabilities funny? this recipe isnt healthy because you used sugar & chocolate btw. i assume you are eating twenty of these for each meal every day, so its disgusting to use so many unhealthy ingredients, like one cup of sugar. it would be so much better if you just enjoyed one (1) crab apple🤗 also the way you mixed the batter was idiotic. you stupid woman. your husband probably hates you get off the internet

it's a good thing ilya is a super jock and into rap music and club hits cause i don't know if he would have survived rosegate if he had known about fall out boy's 2008 studio album folie à deux

top surgery officially scheduled... 🧍🥳

It’s August and we’re all going to live