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Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

a guy just ran right into my bayonet and it was the most sexual experience of my life. i ejaculated but i dont feel the wetness at all because of all of the mud

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

i like when lesbians on here post like I hate your worthless ugly stupid boyfriend and in the notes are grown adults going This is not true for me because my boyfriend is actually amazing and beautiful I hope that is okay with everyone that I love my wonderuful boyfriend I'm sorry if that's not okay with you but this is how I feel

I love your agreeable and amenable and flexible nature and how none of your wants and needs ever get priority and how nobody even knows what they are to begin with and how you never start or engage in conflicts and never express even mildly unsavory opinions and get along with everyone from every conceivable group, that’s so trustworthy. hey quick question. do you happen to have an enormous pressurized reservoir of rage and resentment you feel like you can’t ever analyze or express because that would break the rules for the kind of person you are and if so, do you think a lifetime of squashing it down might ever backfire?

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

When will pride month be over already

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed