star party 💫

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

Does anyone know what to do when you have no ambition or hustle or grind but also need to make money to live when every career in the world is now a miserable rat race.

most importantly if you learn about things you will be able to understand art better. or whatever fag shit it is you like

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

I would NOT eat a Chikorita but I have enough sense to know that it should be served cold with a strawberry balsamic vinegarette and a sprinkle of feta

“if you act like a dog im gonna treat you like one” bro literally pinkie promise me rn.

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

the last labubu has been shot in captivity

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out