“this glass is empty, it has water in it”

“african american burial ground“??? you mean a cemetery?? you mean a fucking cemetery??

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

happy first fingers in his ass sunday of 2019

This is the first fingers in his ass Sunday I’ve seen since the start of quarantine

Fingers in his ass sunday has return to tumblr. Nature is healing. Maybe we were the virus all along

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

Or... We stop shoplifting? 🤔 Are we demonizing acts to stop crimes now?

ill tear your head off your shoulders you dumb fuck

I'm all for radicalization like the government and society are fucked. But they put baby formula in locked cases because it is used to make meth. The store does this to keep an eye out if someone is buying way too much. Like waaaaay too much.

im acting like a bad bitch with resting bitch face whilst walking to uni but really im listening to chewing gum

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

“we invited an eccentric billionaire to our fake wedding in the hopes of getting a free present, but then they said they would come and now we have to have an actual fake wedding for them to attend.”