i hope you guys dont think of me as a funny mutual as my threats are all very serious i will send all those bombs in the mail i promised i WILL become the dictator of planet earth and under my reign of terror mike flanagan will be killed. but im also not gonna get to it anytime soon so if anyone beats me to it i dont want you to think IM the one that sent any bombs in the mail that arent actually my bombs. so for legal reasons theyre all jokes

the thing about baking cookies is those recipes arent lying to you they DO taste better if you freeze them for a while but also when i bake cookies i already want cookies. i want them NOW TODAY i dont want to wait. this world is a prison. i have to start freezing cookie dough and then just baking a singular cookie whenever i want to have one i guess. i hate the planet earth