omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

saying "this guy is giving me insane molested vibes" and everyone looks at me like i'm crazy because they're apparently incapable of picking up on insane molested vibes

iron islands unironically governed by the law of darkwoke. misogynistic towards flop gay sons but not cool butch daughters. democracy sometimes except everyone who lives there sucks so they democratically elect cthulhu nigh-unanimously. nuncle culture. main entertainment situation is a game where you hurl axes at one another and chop your fingers off but they call it the finger dance which is stupid and gay. salt wives and rock wives = primordial polyamory (evil). no iron islander is supposed to draw the blood of another iron islander (based and woke) so they all just drown each other instead (unwoke) resulting in the perfect darkwokeism ratio. the best asoiaf location unironically. they are PIRATES and they’re BAD at it how #awesome is that.

one of my favourite cersei slays is when she commissions a warship and names it after her dad because she wants to hear him be referred to with she/her pronouns

i cant believe that tywin lannister went to bed for twenty years thinking his son, incidentally the lord commander of the sworn brotherhood of the kingsguard, would wed, have children and succeed him as lord of casterly rock. what was his plan. did he even have any. or was he just deeply delusional.

You really do have to have read and watched everything in order to really get even one thing.

my buddy knows george rr martin and the reason he hasn't finished the book is he's forgotten how to spell "incest" (keeps writing insect). he's furious with himself. keeps cutting his little hat with scissors

you have to accept that even the greatest heroes do unforgivable things and even the characters you admire the most have beliefs you don't agree with. for example buffy summers shaves her legs

i do fear that the only way to find my true soulmate is through tumblr mutuals. like it's the only way