omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

made myself sick thinking about 'you know, in a lot of ways, its the closest ive ever been with someone' and 'you were eight years old' 'i know, but he really loved me' and and. well sometimes it hits

cant stop eating cuscuz someone please stop me

cant stop eating cuscuz someone please stop me

Concept for a poll tourney that has a lot of overlap with @free-my-girl-tourney but isn't quite the same thing: God Forbid Women Do Anything Tourney. For female characters who absolutely did all that shit but you're their full time defence lawyer anyway (either because they were justified, because there were mitigating circumstances, because it was very cool and sexy, because it was funny, or because your honour they said they were SORRY), and you think that honestly if they were male they'd have WAY more fandom defence lawyers.

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

Primadonna worm all i ever wanted was to squirm

got ready to bake, realized my mom took all my measuring cups and spoons without asking and got so upset i cried . im still upset tbh my measuring cups my my measuring cups. my measuring cups

cant wait to unpack that one in therapy next week its never truly over theres always some new fucking thing

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !