omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

like cant you just accept pelé was there and if pelé is there no one is gonna fucking beat him bc he's literally pelé the best to have ever done it. what are you talking about the cia you think the cia LIKES US? my god. ive never seen a worst cope in my life

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg

i kinda want to read to be deviured by sarah tantlinger bc it sound sooo good but the last time i tried it pissed me off so bad idk if im strong enough to do it

look i dont like insects . ok . they gross me out REALLY really bad. but if my girlfriend imported luna moth caterpillars, took care of them until they pupated, then took care of them as moths until they died naturally just so she could sew me a blanket with their wings id fucking thank her. no 'ewww thats so gross' no 'thats so weird what why would you do that' we are getting nasty immediately. baby thats a wonderful gift drop your pants NOW!!!!!

HEED MY WARNING: in your life as a lesbian there will come a time when a transgender with unresolved issues comes to you and asks you to pretend youre their dad while you guys fuck and its VERY important that you say yes. listen to me

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

(gestures at your strange boyfriend) you know that thing would fuck you if you died, right?

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

who tf is cracking down on COMIC PIRACY. oh god sorry for not paying before reading this issue from the 60s that DC doesn't even offer on DCUI and costs a hundred dollars on the second hand market. fuuuck