omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

"I'm a straight guy so anything that gets my dick hardt is a girl" does have a certain philosophical elegance to it.

the people yearn for sub daniel molloy

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame

and something else im gonna say is im upset about the claudia thing and about the merrick thing. but at least we're having fun

like okay maybe soemtimes changes to the canon are good

like cant you just accept pelé was there and if pelé is there no one is gonna fucking beat him bc he's literally pelé the best to have ever done it. what are you talking about the cia you think the cia LIKES US? my god. ive never seen a worst cope in my life

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg