I ❤️ Buff Men

im so fucking stubborn

the end cap comes off :)

oh lard

my son he is sick he has every disease

we are nearing peak deviancy

happy back-to-school day

im so clever that its sickening

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

at what point does this stop being a pencil

Was it Human?

honestly i think im good without that thanks

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.

@theshitpostcalligrapher this one deserves to be writ large

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild

just gonna find a good place to bury myself alive

beauty of nature

I love this game

Oyster mermaid~

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-