soupytime

it’s because you’re always living in that damn castle

the fortune teller just drew the ten of pregnant werewolves card, which could mean nothing,

From my family to yours, may you have a very happy fifth if Wednesday.

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

one of the biggest problems with modern democracy is that we’ve lost the option to banish people

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

Maybe what makes short-form content so addicting is how much of it just sucks... like maybe the next one will be actually good content.

100% of doomscrollers log off before they hit big with a banger video

This is part of my Ancient Civilizations class that I teach, which does a whole week about Australia and the Torres Strait Islands because I was sick of never seeing them represented in USAmerican history contexts. With the help of @micewithknives and @acearchaeologist I've learned so many incredible things about Australia's past and it's been incredibly rewarding to share them with students.

@fixing-bad-posts coded

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

my brother’s grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.

WHWHAHAHAHAVEGEDHDHWHAHAHAHA

grandmas love to have complexes

Are we just ignoring the person that got hit by an electrical blast

She’s just doing it for attention

my ex’s grandmother did that with black standard poodles she named Precious and told no one that they were different dogs until one of her sons came by one day and noticed that Precious had suddenly become a puppy after 30 years

so she didn’t actually replace him with puppies bc that would be too obvious, she got younger dogs who were still old enough to pass as the previous dog and she had a habit of giving the dog makeovers (dying his grey hairs back to black , painting his nails etc bc “it’s good for his self esteem”) which made it less obvious when an older greying dog was replaced with a younger model. my uncle figures it out bc he moved back in with her to help take care of her and she couldn’t keep it from him when the dog switch happened

YOU DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT THE DOG MAKEOVERS FHSHSH

Beste-glatisant’s ex got them with an electrical blast as well. Shocking post. Absolutely shocking. Stop reblogging to contain the voltage

talking about your feelings is SO important I won’t do it but u guys definitely should

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