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itās because youāre always living in that damn castle
Iron Lung (2026)
2026
FUCK HARD
FUCK FAST
FUCK BADLY
NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
CREATE JOY
MUSIC ALWAYS
PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
YUMMY SOUP
go see the doctor about that thing
BE TRANSGENDER
KISS YOUR FRIENDS
EAT CHEESE
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
THRIVE
the fortune teller just drew the ten of pregnant werewolves card, which could mean nothing,

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Itās been the kind of day that culminated in my telling someone moments ago that the date was the fifth of Wednesday.
I hope you all have a really good fifth of Wednesday.Ā
From my family to yours, may you have a very happy fifth if Wednesday.
i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned
one of the biggest problems with modern democracy is that weāve lost the option to banish people
used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"
You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
Bitching and moaning
Hater-ology
Doing a goofy little bit about it
Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

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Maybe what makes short-form content so addicting is how much of it just sucks... like maybe the next one will be actually good content.
100% of doomscrollers log off before they hit big with a banger video
Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."
This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find
Some people get existential dread from this
Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating
@makaeru peer review cos this made me check when the Sumerians happened and I forget how recent history is for every other continent. 7000 - 8000 years ago just isn't that long when you're in Australia, and the amount of detailed history we have access to here is wonderful and should be recognised more internationally
Source (non Aboriginal)
And a quote I picked out from a longer interview with an Aboriginal local elder about the area where he touched on the history
Source (the rest of the interview is really interesting and all transcribed, have a look if you're curious)
This is part of my Ancient Civilizations class that I teach, which does a whole week about Australia and the Torres Strait Islands because I was sick of never seeing them represented in USAmerican history contexts. With the help of @micewithknives and @acearchaeologist I've learned so many incredible things about Australia's past and it's been incredibly rewarding to share them with students.
My favorite fact about Aboriginal oral history is the fact that we pretty recently discovered that the Aboriginal myth of the 7 Sisters, an origin story for the Pleiades star cluster, accurately reflects a point TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO when two stars in the constellation got close enough together to no longer be distinguishable by the naked eye.
The story? 6 sisters running from something that took their 7th sister.
as a gilgar gunditj woman, i was not expecting to see my culture on my dash.
thank you for spreading our words and treating our culture with respect.
thank you for spreading
our words and treating our
culture with respect.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@fixing-bad-posts coded
Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.
Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:
āBoss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.
Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent
Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.ā
And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.
Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs
my brotherās grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.
WHWHAHAHAHAVEGEDHDHWHAHAHAHA
grandmas love to have complexes
Are we just ignoring the person that got hit by an electrical blast
Sheās just doing it for attention
my exās grandmother did that with black standard poodles she named Precious and told no one that they were different dogs until one of her sons came by one day and noticed that Precious had suddenly become a puppy after 30 years
so she didnāt actually replace him with puppies bc that would be too obvious, she got younger dogs who were still old enough to pass as the previous dog and she had a habit of giving the dog makeovers (dying his grey hairs back to black , painting his nails etc bc āitās good for his self esteemā) which made it less obvious when an older greying dog was replaced with a younger model. my uncle figures it out bc he moved back in with her to help take care of her and she couldnāt keep it from him when the dog switch happened
YOU DIDNāT TELL ME ABOUT THE DOG MAKEOVERS FHSHSH
Beste-glatisantās ex got them with an electrical blast as well. Shocking post. Absolutely shocking. Stop reblogging to contain the voltage

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talking about your feelings is SO important I wonāt do it but u guys definitely should
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