when in rome, piss like the french

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

why would a fish need sunglasses

what the hell i just say

Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

The floor is such a beautiful place to keep irregularly used items

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

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