foster’s home for lonely dudes who get no bitches and stack no paper

reblogging from like funnytwitterposts or whatever feels like shopping at a big chain instead of going to the local corner shop

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that

guy who has only watched total drama island after being trapped on an island: getting real total drama island vibes from this...

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

Straight girls in a gay bar

playing a rhythm game is like don't think don't think let your fingers do their thing dont think dONT THINK EMPTY YOUR BRAIN RIGH- AAAAAAAAA THE COMBO!!!!!!

The second you start thinking about the fact that you’re playing the rhythm game you fuck up. That’s how it goes

Maybe you weren’t a terrible person maybe you were just fifteen