jfk is trapped in the moon

Study Finds That You Are Nice and We Can Be Friends

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

I love you, crowsfeet; I love you, gray hairs; I love you, sun spots; I love you, smile lines; I love you, crinkle between my eyebrows; I love you, crooked smile; I love you, visible signs of a life lived

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

loading screen hints will just casually flip between the obscure facts that no one possibly could ever have figured out and the most inane bullshit imaginable. "did you know you can upgrade your wombus at the fizzwhacker store in Gropnurk Fel?" followed immediately by "try not to get set on fire!"

a second beam of hope has stricken my heart

no flirting I just stare at you like I’m awake during surgery