founder of being at soup

I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons

It’s so fucked up that experiences from previous relationships can forever impact your ability to form and maintain new relationships. They should patch that out

The trick is to becoming a good knight is to be just a little bit pathetic at all times. You gotta shake when reciting your oaths, head bent as if in prayer. Graze your lips gently across a token of favor as if the scars upon your lips would shatter it if pressed too hard. When your beloved offers their hand, you must take it with the reverence only ever found in churches. And if they smile? Instantly rock hard.

modern sansa stark has a tiktok account where she does mid song covers and outfit checks and a bunch of other generic young teen stuff. cersei occasionally comments to give her somewhat overcritical fashion pointers except as cersei's own world starts falling apart she ends up giving sansa increasingly questionable and cynical life advice until she's full on sitting on her luxury duvet three glasses of wine in venting through tiktok comments to this thirteen year old child who is just sitting there like. ok. and then sansa starts matching names to faces and realizes that this lady is actually the mother of her terrible jerk middle school ex-bf and blocks her so cersei retaliates by reporting sansa's account for terrorism.

paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow

hating is fun but sometimes you see someone only ever be a hater and never a lover and it's like. ok well do you like anything at all or do you only see the world in shades of bad to worse

there’s a horror movie called they/them and it’s really not good, but is also really funny because at one point there’s this perfectly healthy dog, and all the characters are staring at it and saying things like “eugh……must be close to death…..” and “I hate to see animals in pain,” because the idea is that it’s an old dog suffering from age related ailments, but it is such a normal dog! they cast a visually normal dog! so all the characters are moaning about how its existence must be torture, meanwhile it’s wagging its tail and lolling its tongue bc it’s so happy to be around people on a film set

oh it’s called they/them because it’s set in a conversion camp, and one of the people being converted is a they/them. and (SPOILERS!) the councillors are being serial killed, and the film implies it’s the they/them, so you’re like yay wow a they/them murder spree :) but then it turns out to be the nurse, who’s a former aggrieved camper. and the nurse is like “murder these bigots with me” and the they/them is like “no…..I’m above such petty violence.” and it’s like WHAT THE FUCK!!! no you’re not!!! these councillors were doing things like seducing jocks with bait twinks and then electroshocking them clockwork orange style while making them stare at shirtless men from department store ads!! you can absolutely grab a machete and join the spree!!! I was so completely infuriated that they made the they/them a law-abiding peace preacher, and then had the nerve to call the movie they/them. it should’ve been called she/her because only the fucking NURSE got to do anything!!!!! fuck!!

not woke!!! not a woke movie!!! they should have let the they/them kill people!

tropical slenderman: find my 8 special coconuts

slendergrandma: find my 8 coupon vouchers