hardcore 4 hardcore

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

It never even occured to me that posting hole could mean posting vagina

If mitch mcconnell dies this weekend ill post vagina

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

Still not what I want

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

ive been playing cyberpunk 2077 and lowkey not enjoying it

normal person: Hey man. Im going to the grocery store to get some milk. Do you want me to get anything? Cyberpunk 2077 character: 'Sup, cyberdog. Look, got an op in the works, top secret... Crashing the cybermarket in town to get some cyber-2%. This'll really get us ahead in the cyber street game. You in?

it's easy to make fun of marxists for being like "we have a special way of understanding society called Thinking About Things That Are Real" but to be fair if you ask the average person what their ideas about society are based on they will start listing some of the Least Real things to ever not exist

the name’s Bill. Bill Dungsroman.