Bloodloathing divorce au is so cooool!
Just imagine legs trying to help the town and being all serious or attempting to help a townsfolk with an injury, and Scott is straight up just sprawled across him somewhow, and fiddling and cooing and all that kind of stuff. And legs is trying his very hardest to ignore him, and keep his Hippocratic oath of do no harm.
hehehe thank you, it's such a fun and silly au
Martyn gets a bit roughed up fighting off the undead while helping Ren build his cabin. He comes to Legs for help, just needs some bandaging and wound cleaning, nothing too serious. He walks into the clinic, and there's Legs at his desk with Scott just fully draped over his back (Scott 100% trapped Legs in some kind of social situation where he was forced to invite Scott in for the sake of politeness) while Legs pointedly ignores him and tries to work.
Martyn just standing in the doorway like 'uuuuuhhhh, am I interrupting?'
and Legs is just like 'yes but thats a good thing'
Scott manages to stay physically attached to Legs in some capacity the entire time he's tending to Martyn
Legundo is repeating many oaths mentally to himself over and over
(do no harm, don't punch him, don't kiss him, DO NO HARM)
Martyn gets out of there as QUICKLY as possible