shadowkey stan blog

i keep misreading all the headlines as “Queen of England dies in Balmora”

do you reckon khajiit are just weird elves or are elves weird khajiit

dunmer are just weird khajiit twice removed. fucked up

Why in fallout do so many of the women still act like being beat up by a girl is embarrassing? This is a world where women run major crime operations and fight to the death in blood sport arena matches just as often as men do.

There continues to be this weird tendency for writers to want to make both post-sexism societies and keep the tropes that come from existing in a sexist society at the same time. Bethesda is especially bad at this but they’re not the only ones.

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages

asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings

#Congrats TES community on not trying this for 28 years so this stayed secret for that long.

Tarhiel death site, Bitter Coast, slightly west of Seyda Neen

i also just realized he seems to be holding a modded-in baseball bat.

martin septim fans who make him want to be emperor and make AUs where hes happily a divine right of kings-god monarch of an imperial state and his only beef with it is thinking hes not worthy: you cannot do that . he must be radicalized if you are going to like him. theres no canonical evidence but the onus is on you to be the change. you have to make him a commie