THIS IS NOTHING

more ilya as stitch <3

may he never ever figure anything out forever 🙂

no.10’s face squishy

— by Ilya Rozanov

is this a jeep?

andrew minyard character of all time.

It's Open With Ilana Glazer

yes hockey IS that serious

let him ride the totally-not-generic-maserati-i-found-on-google

bitchy shane i would die for you

“Hi, baby. You looked good out there, that goal was fuckin’ insane.”

with the end result that all shane has to do is shrug and "my husband has already told our story a thousand times by this point. no point in repeating it and boring people." in interviews to get out of people trying to dig into things he doesn't want to tell them.

And Shane will laugh and tell him, "Shut up," but he'll kiss Ilya back and pull him on top of him so Ilya's body will be blanketing his, the weight of him the only thing keeping Shane from flying apart.

so sometimes they speak russian for the first fifteen minutes of waking up, ilya asking short questions and shane giving short answers. ilya doesnt stress about having to translate in his brain when he’s barely awake, and shane’s just so happy hearing ilya’s sleepy russian.

Connor Storrie x Hudson Williams x Met Gala 2026

His lingerie is jock straps and athletic socks. He likes when his boyfriend is sweaty and kinda reeks after a hard workout. He likes sex that feels like a brutal gym session, riding Ilya until his thighs burn and pushing past it cause he’s fucking strong enough to do so. His porn searches are gym shower cruising, locker room gangbangs, frat bros in circle jerks. He gets turned on watching rugby, football, hockey, anything where men crash and bleed. He likes when he can see Ilya’s red mouth on tv, gets fucking dizzy with want if he’s on the ice to see it. Shane loves when morning warmups turn into foreplay, when his captain, pushes and pushes him like he does at night, making him run another drill and it feels like when Ilya is forcing an impossible 4th orgasm from him. If he was on Grindr his profile would say masc-for-masc / gym rat wanted. Ilya knows if he needs to butter up his boyfriend, he spends a few minutes doing push-ups, makes sure his biceps and pecs are bulging a bit before he strolls into Shane’s office (he’s asking for a PlayStation he can 100% afford but watching Shane say yes to anything cause there’s no blood traveling to his brain is much better than swiping his own card). Yeah Ilya has to remind Shane his eyes are up here when his gym tank is a little too low and Shane has comprehended 0% of what Ilya was saying. Shane gets a half chub when he wins games, is inconsolably horny when they destroy another team (3 point winning lead? Yeah Ilya knows he’s getting a late time ft call, gets to stroke Shane’s ego in a way he won’t allow publicly ; “cant believe I’m so lucky, get to have the best player in the league.”)