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Percy Jackson AU where Luke is reincarnated Odysseus, Thalia is reincarnated Penelope, and Percy is reincarnated Telemachus.
Meeting each other again is the happiest moment of Luke and Thalia's new lives.
Luke and Thalia both loving Annabeth as their daughter, but still mourning the son they think they'll never see again.
Luke, recognizing Percy as Telemachus instantly, is overjoyed and simultaneously devastated because Thalia will never know their son is alive (Luke weeping with joy when Kronos tells him there's a way to save Thalia).
Percy, who's had deja vu regarding the whole missing dad thing his entire life, does NOT recognize Luke as Odysseus and is having a rough time, Athena please help him (Annabeth makes for an acceptable substitute).
Luke, staring horrified at the trident hovering over Percy's head, because not only did he just frame his son for stealing Zeus' lightning bolt, but his son is now the son of his most hated enemy. Luke would happily splay Poseidon's guts out on the rocks again if it meant getting Thalia back. Poseidon who killed his men, who turned him into a monster, stole his son.
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in the strangest crossover that is for me and me only formula one driver max verstappen, three time world champion, has become addicted to minecraft this week. i desperately need to know who he's been watching.
A/N: There is no dialogue in this chapter because this is a set-up chapter, this is giving backstory and kinda forming the plot. There will be dialogue and character interaction in the future chapters dw
Mabel hadnāt expected Dipper to actually stay behind. Sure, sheād said it was okay, but she kinda thought that the whole Weirdamaggedon thing would have turned him off from it. And then, when that failed, she thought for sure that their parents would say no. But for some inexplicable reason they said yes. (It would be easier to deal with the divorce with only one child at home, but how was she supposed to know that?) She held out hope that Dipper would say he was joking at the last minute and get on the bus with her, but no. Instead, she got on the bus alone, and watched as Dipper faded into oblivion.Ā
Life back at Piedmont wasā¦difficult, to say the least. Dealing with her parents constant arguing alone was hard enough, but that couple with nightmare only a few people in the world could ever hope to understand, dreams of fire raining down and her house crumbling to the ground around her, dreams that she would only ever feel comfortable talking about with one other person who was *supposed* to be right by her side made it so much worse.Ā
That summer was the worst summer of her life. No friends, her family constantly fighting, her nightmare getting increasingly vivid as Weirdamageendonās anniversary crept closer. The only bright spot was that Dipper was supposed to come home to celebrate their 14th birthday.Ā
The only bright spot in her life any more was their ādailyā video calls. For the first few months they would call every day, and sometimes even fall asleep with the other on the screen. But as time went on, Dipper kept missing their scheduled times. So they switched to weekly calls. Then monthly. But hey, at least she was gonna be able to see him this summer.
Wrong. 2 days before she was supposed to leave Dipper called her, said theyād found something big in the Arctic and that they wouldnāt be home all summer. She managed to keep the tears at bay until the call ended.Ā
Except that the day before Dipper emailed her that he wasnāt gonna make it. That's right, not called, emailed. So she cried herself to sleep and refused to leave her room the day of her birthday.
She doesnāt remember much from that day, to be honest. She remembers waking up around noon with the strongest prompting to pack a bag. It took her an hour to roll out of bed but she did it. She threw in DIpper's hat, her journal, her grappling hook, and her (ashamedly) favorite stuffie before throwing herself back on her bed. She remembers waking up in what she though was another nightmare, but turned out to be real life. She remembers the house burning down around her, remembers throwing herself out the window, remembers screaming bloody murder for her parents to get out.
She remembers two men telling her to come with them. For some reason, they feel safe, and so she did. She remembers the taller one, Sam, whispering that they should drop her off at the nearest police station. But they never did.Ā
Instead she woke up on a couch in a house in the middle of some car graveyard, listened numbly as the two men explained what happened and who they were.Ā
She knew she could never see Dipper again, not with that thing on her tail. She could never put him in danger like that. So she stayed with them, the Winchesters.Ā The horrors of Gravity Falls didnāt hold a candle to the things she saw.
She learned a lot of things in the following years. Learned how to stuff shotgun shells with salt, how to kill vamps, how to banish ghosts, and how to do a lot more unsavory things. And she taught them some things too. Taught them that attack glitter was useful(if you made your own using iron flakes and salt), taught them that holy water in a water gun, taught them that pink is a perfectly okay color to fight vamps in.
She learned something else too, from a woman named Jodie they met while trying to stop the apocalypse(still a work in progress). Apparently those 'promptings' shes been having were actually called premonitions. And turns out Ma Pines wasn't actually fake but a real, actual psychic.
So when she woke up one sunny day with a feeling deep in her heart that Dipper was in danger? Well, her and the Winchesters were on the road to Gravity Falls by noon.
A/N 2: I low-key kinda hate this so I may revise it tmmr
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I'm gonna add some context here, and ramble for a bit, since I watched that video when it came out and sorta have some context and lots of opinions about this-
Here is what Jacksepticeye is asked in the clip, verbatim-
Q: Do you like mr beast? / A: No. (truthful)
Q: Do you think mr beast Ruined YouTube? / A: Yes (truthful)
Q: In all honesty, why?
A: because it became more about views, money and popularity than it did about having fun.
When asked to clarify his comment about them having fun, Jack says (verbatim)- "If he had fun doing those videos, they'd be longer... we'd see the fun."
Mr. Beast, as seen above, basically ignores what Jack is actually criticizing and throws a hissy fit. to clarify: JACK IS NOT complaining about Mr. Beast's charity work. HE IS NOT hating on how Mr. Beast "inspires others" and HE DOES NOT THINK Mr. beast should spend his money in non-charitable ways like mansions and cars.
Jack is saying that Mr. Beast as a brand and channel affected YouTube as a platform and that affect is negative. That single channel (yes i know he has other channels stfu) changed how other's need to post in order to get views, and how the algorithm favors that method. if you see people talk about "mr beast era youtube" this is what they're talking about.
"I gave ONE LUCKY subscriber a LAMBORGHINI" / "I spent ONE MILLION DOLLARS on..." / "I gifted ONE THOUSAND V-bucks..." The thumbnails all look the same. Wide open faces. Shocked. Heart eyes. Amazed. Emojis. words like "HUH" or "WHAT???" "OMG" and "WOW" in big font covers the picture.
THIS is what Jack is talking about, but Mr. Beast doesn't focus on that. instead he focuses on the "fun" comment and dismisses it because he doesn't know what it means. Well i do. (at least i think) Jack started out on youtube posting for fun, and over the years has had to keep a mindful approach to YouTube so he keeps having fun so he can stay sane while posting for so long. His ideal YouTube is everyone else having fun and posting and garnering channel viewership of likeminded people who also like what they post. (I wholeheartedly agree) Mr. Beast's impact on YouTube has made the platform favor soulless clickbait titles that hinder that creativity and promote an almost corporate viewpoint on how often they should post: daily. constantly. dont stop that grind! Bigger Is Better! Jack hates that mentality when it comes to YouTube videos. It takes away the appeal of posting on the platform, regardless of if someone wants a hobby or a career.
He's also commenting on video length. I took a quick look at mr. beast's channel and looked at every video until the timestamp said "2 years ago". There are 34 videos. Only one video goes above 20 minutes. 6 were below 10-15. He keeps most of his videos around the ten minute mark, which last I checked was the optional time for watch minutes or whatever the youtube algorithm wants. Yeah, a lot probably gets cut, but at least mr. beast isn't too keen on showing all the "fun" he has while filming if it makes the video a bit too long for the algorithm. Again, showing up business comes first and fun second.
It's honestly funny to me. The question right before the clip started was about Jack's opinion on how YouTube as a platform has changed over the years, and if that was a positive or negative change. Jack responds negative. Tommyinnit's (who posted the video and is asking the questions) next question was "on an unrelated note...do you like Mr. Beast?" Even without saying WHY, Tommy gets why Jack said negatively and knows what Jack is going to say. And that's what prompted this whole thing.
Finally, with it being nearly 1:30 am as I type, I want to say "fuck you" to mr beast about those snide comments about Jack's content. "obviously there is so much i can say about his content but i'll just take the punches and be the bigger man. Sigh." He types like a middle schooler trying to sound cool. One Last Diss before logging off. Actually, it's not even a diss. It's an implication of a diss. Not saying something, but saying you could say something is weak. It's meaningless. It's empty. Compared to this, I'd actually have a smidged of respect for him if he HAD said something. One Single Insult. Come on Jimmy. If it's OBVIOUS you can say something. Say. It. lol
Also fuck you, your last video was crushing a lamborghini and you AND your friends absolutely own mansions and sports cars and idc about you actually owning that shit- youtuber makes an obscene about of money and ive seen your viewcount- i care about you acting like you dont in that tweet. "would you rather i spend it on mansions and sports cars?" YOU DO! saying that implies you don't and idk if you meant that or not but that phrasing was AWFUL.
Jack in the clip isn't even disrespectful. What he's saying is true. Mr. Beast's content lives and breathes clickbait titles and thumbnails and is designed to play to the algorithm. Mr. Beast just can't take criticism in any form. Even from someone who is well respected on the platform and has more experience with youtube.
anyway sorry for the rambles. it's just late and i wholeheartedly agree with jack so seeing this tweet mildly pissed me off. i'm not actually mad though lol i'm just tired and wanted to chat some shit. if you actually read all this shit...
*gold star* and an apology for the length. sorry! i'm gonna head to bed.
This is made so much funnier by the fact that Tommy roasted Mr Beast in his If YouTubers Were Honest video and as far as I heard, Jimmy didnāt bat a fucking eyelash and his skit was 100 times more āoffensiveā than Sean saying āI donāt like his contentā lmfaoooo
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