𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅 𝒂𝒔𝒔

a queen size bed is great because you can put the pile of clean clothes that you haven't folded yet in the empty space where you once dreamt another person would be

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

what would i Even dm my moots like Hello Internet Friend

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

i am like the breadloser of the family

I just got the funniest caution message at the beginning of a Wikipedia article

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

all i do lately is gain weight and grieve and commute